The Wedding Singer Musical Soundtrack Lyrics
Single
[sammy]
No one tells you how you ought to live
No one glares when you do jello shooters
*all* jello
[sammy]
And no one says that youre insensitive
Cuz their birthday meal took place at hooters
*oooooooo*
And no one tells you that your bald spots grown or that you ought to tone your
flab
*tone your flab*
So pour a double gin
Here's to your double chin
*all*
Yes start the party
Start at ten
[sammy]
Cuz youre single
You are single
Yeah youll keep staying single if your smart
*if you are smart*
Yeah youre single
You are single
No chick will ever moonwalk on your heart
*moonwalk on your heart*
Trust me..
This is when the good times really start!
[sammy]
No one minds the laundry on your floor
[bartender-ricky]
No one pouts with every chick you look at
[bum]
No one tries to clean your porno drawer
[sammy]
No one traps you with
*all* does my ass look fat
[george]
Bust a move in womens underwear
While your flasking cher-a-wear
*cher-a-wear*
*all*
So fill your rangers cup
The toilet seat stays up
The fridge gets stocked with beer and spam
[sammy]
Cuz youre single
You are *single*
[george]
Not a care in the world can bother you
*can bother you*
You are singal
You are singal
You could do what youve always want to do
*always want to do*
No commitments cuz youre only passing through
{rap}
[bartender-ricky]
Whoa making a date with cellini girl is a waste of my time and my gerrycurl
[sammy]
I dont need a girl who dont understand when I got a date with my left hand.
[bum]
Well I like the ladies heavens knows, but in the words of niche bros before hoes
[george]
Now I dont like a girl who would cry and bawl
In fact, I never liked girls at all
[robbie]
Sammy, georgie, ricky, and bum, i'm starting to see where youre coming from
[robbie]
Cuz i'm *single*
Oh yeah *single*
I'll behave like a dudes meant to behave
*OoOoOoOoO meant to behave*
Always single
Ever single
Single now and til i'm in my grave
*single til I am lying in my grave*
[robbie]
Youre the best sammy...
[sammy]
Though at times I might want someone to hold me tight
And promise me that everything will be alright
[bum]
Everything will me ALLright
[sammy]
Thanks man
[all]
I'll stay single til i'm rotting slowly in my lonely forgotten grave