Avenue Q Musical Soundtrack Lyrics
My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada
ROD
Ohhhhh.....
I wish you could meet my
girlfriend, my girlfriend
who lives in Canada.
She couldn't be sweeter,
I wish you could meet her,
my girlfriend who lives
in Canada!
Her name is Alberta,
she lives in Vancouver.
She cooks like my mother
and sucks like a hoover.
I e-mail her every single
day, just to make sure
that everything's okay.
It's a pity she lives so
far away, in Canada!
Laaaaaast week she was
here, but she had the flu.
Too baaaaaad
'cause I wanted to introduce her to you.
It's so saaaaaaaaad --
There wasn't a thing that she could do
but stay in bed,
with her legs up over her head!
Oh!
I wish you could meet
my girlfriend,
but you can't,
because she is in Canada.
I love her, I miss her,
I can't wait to kiss her,
so soon I'll be off to Alberta!
I mean Vancouver!
Shit! Her name is Alberta,
she lives in Vancou--
She's my girlfriend!
My wonderful girlfriend!
Yes, I have a girlfriend,
who lives in Canada!!
(spoken)
And I can't wait to eat her pussy again!