Avenue Q Musical Soundtrack Lyrics
I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today
BRIAN
I'm not wearing underwear today.
No, I'm not wearing underwear today.
Not that you prob'ly care
much about my underwear,
still, nonetheless, I gotta say --
that I'm not wearing underwear to-daaaay!
(spoken)
CHRISTMAS EVE
Get a job!
BRIAN
Thank you -- honey. So -- here's the woman you all came to see --
The Around the Clock is proud to present -- fresh from her world tour,
headlining in Amsterdam, Bangkok, and Celebration, Florida --
please give a warm hand to the star of "Girls Gone Wild"
parts two, five and seven -- Lucy the Slut!